Kyocera - Ceramic Double-Edged Slicer Red

a lady in the streets but a freak in the kitchen - this thing is a secret weapon. emphasis on the word WEAPON, quite literally... please don't slice off your fingertips, you might need those in future.

Anyway, this bad boy - also known as a mandolin (also the name of a musical instrument - the english language is confusing) - gives you sexy lil slices of cucumber so thin it makes kate moss jealous. sorry i regretted that quip immediately as i said it. i'll see myself out.