If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset

Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.

Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.

Stacy: Well that doesn't mean we can't still go out.

Wayne Campbell: Well it does, actually. That's what breaking up is.

Stacy: Well, are you going to go to the Gasworks tonight?

Wayne Campbell: No.

Stacy: Don't you want to open your present?

Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.

Stacy: Open it.

Wayne Campbell: Ok. What is it?

Stacy: It's a gun rack.

Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?

Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.

Wayne Campbell: I lost you two months ago. Are you mental? We broke up. Get the net!